Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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