There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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