I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
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New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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