well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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