like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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Is it penis luge time yet?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
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My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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