There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
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Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Shame - the story of my life.
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