yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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