If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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