This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
well you can't waste a boner
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
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Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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