The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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