Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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