im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
