You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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