trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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