i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
im calling her cock vulture from now on
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He shit in the fireplace
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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