If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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