is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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