Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I am one with the molecules
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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