drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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