im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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