so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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