like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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