OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it