Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
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Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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