I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
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The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class