Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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