I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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