I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
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i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
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