This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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