I'm really into asian looking animals
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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