I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Randomize
