my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
i believe in u and ur pee
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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