these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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