If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Randomize
