Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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