where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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