He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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