I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
COCAINE IS GR8
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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