hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
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You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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