This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Duck Duck Cougar?
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
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What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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