come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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