yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
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This house was built for laser tag.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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