when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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