Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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