STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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