Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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