Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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