one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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