you would pick up someone in the library
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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