I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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