ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
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Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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