We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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