you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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