omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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