I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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