Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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