she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
No subtext here. People are naked.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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