i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
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He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
whose parrot is this?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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