what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
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Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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