Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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